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Mo. 19 years old (soon) . Loves pink. piNK. PINK! (and my sister) Hates t.e.c.h.n.o.l.o.g.y
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Let's leave what happened in the past, in the past, shall we?
This shall be a post to cheer all you guys up!
When I am sad and depressed, I like to read stories about people who have worse lives. Then I can go “HA! You loser, your life sux more. Murphy likes me better. Nanny nanny neh neh.”
So for all you sad and depressed studying people(like myself) let me now tell you a tragic story which is one of my personal favouritestests.
It is the story of Antigone.
You must be like, “what the hell? What sort of name is that?”
But just sit back and enjoy the absolutele loser-ness of her life.
Antigone is a girl. When she was young, her mum killed herself and her dad blinded himself and so she spent her entire childhood wondering about until they settled down in Colonus. Talk about a lack of childhood. (you might know her dad, he was Oedipus. Mr swollen feet.)
And then her dad died and she had to bury him.
And then her brothers started killing each other. (Her brothers were KINGS mind you, and there she was wandering around like a beggar.)
So basically it just so happens that they each delivered a stroke and it was like
Eteocles: “HA THIS STROKE SHALL KILL YOU DEAR BROTHER”
Polynices: “SAY WHAT??”
And they both killed each other.
And Antigone had more burying to do.
But you see here, in a fight one is bound to be wrong and one is bound to be right. And dear old Creon (Antigone’s uncle) said “NAY AY THE CITY’S DOGS ARE HUNGRY. POLYNICES WILL BE LEFT OUT TO FEEEEED THEM. HAH.”
But Antigone was one tough chickaroo who wasn’t gonna stand for that so she was like “HA. WATCH ME”
And so she did.
Whereupon Creon locked her up. Whereupon her wussy sister wails and cries. Whereupon Creon’s son(who LURVES her) goes to rescue her. Whereupon he finds out she has already killed herself. Whereupon he then kills himself. Whereupon his mother kills herself. Whereupon Creon is left alone with Thebes and whiny Ismene.
See? Doesnt reading stories about people’s sucky lives make you feel better about your own life??
=))
ORR you can just go read fml. The stories are shorter. Like maybe all of 4 lines.
and who am i?
thats a secret I'll never tell.
you know you love me.
xoxo