Mo. 19 years old (soon) . Loves pink. piNK. PINK! (and my sister) Hates t.e.c.h.n.o.l.o.g.y

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2 more wishes
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Let's leave what happened in the past, in the past, shall we?

Image: Charuca
Design: Sparkling Angel

I need someone who...

Likes my smelly bolster as much as I do
Tucks my into bed every night
Wants to hug me to sleep every night
Carries me around everywhere
Writes me cute little letters
Thinks for me and of me all the time
Buys me meals whenever I don’t feel like moving
Peels my chicken wings and prawns for me
Helps me wash and hang my clothes
Entertains me
Compliments me even when I never take it well
Plays along with my nonsense
Shares my sense of humour

Finds me even before I begin searching for him

Oh wait, I think the person has already found me!

and who am i?
thats a secret I'll never tell.
you know you love me.
xoxo

I was walking to block 39 today. And the sidewalk said to me "walk walk!"

So I asked it "where?"

"ON ME!" it replied.

But there was this problem here. There was a discrepancy see, its called a SIDE WALK. Not an ON walk. So technically I should walk on its side. Which really would not do because it was raining.

So I said "YOUR NAME IS TERRIBLE AND MISLEADING."

Then it reminded me, "Names mean nothing."

True. Like how Z can be an S! Not saying that it IS. But I'm sure it can be.

HEHE.

and who am i?
thats a secret I'll never tell.
you know you love me.
xoxo

I told the voices in my head that they don't exist.

They replied that they did and we got into an argument.

They told me that if they didn't then I'd be arguing with myself. Which in itself isn't very healthy either. Soo in order to not be arguing with myself, they would HAVE to exist.

Dammnit. I just lost to the voices in my head. I must be smarter than I thought. I just beat myself in an argument.

and who am i?
thats a secret I'll never tell.
you know you love me.
xoxo

Ignore the previous post please. I attribute that to my obligation to make my BFF hairpee.

But its true, school has started. Its always the same. During the holidays, I’d be really excited and anxious for school to start.

Then I will feel really stupid because I was so excited for another 13 weeks of feeling STUPID and wondering why I wasn’t born a GENIUS? If it were a matter of karmic balance, I’d rather be half as cute and nice as I am now (which would still be considerably cute and nice), so that I can be twice as clever. Or half as humble. or modest. Did I mention I was blessed with too much of those qualities?

POINT IS. I am retarded. And I am so retarded that I don’t even bother to try to conceal or change that fact. Because I am also retardedly lazy.

And I waste my time typing retarded posts about my retardedness as opposed to doing my tutorials which should have been done by last week.

Thank you world for letting me be so.

Yes I am bored and restless. =(

and who am i?
thats a secret I'll never tell.
you know you love me.
xoxo

HELLO WORLD!
IM NOT DEAD YET!!

im verii sAD that skool has started
i want to die~~
somebardy keeel mee plss~~

why cant life be fun and games and filled w animalS so that we can eat pink cotton candy and stare at fluffy clouds everyday!!

BYEBYE!

and who am i?
thats a secret I'll never tell.
you know you love me.
xoxo

I have just returned from Sports Unlimited 16 aka sports camp seniors camp.

So effectively i have climbed bukit timah hill about 3 to 4 times in the past 2 weeks and also climbed Stong.

I can only say...

WHY CAN'T THE WORLD BE FLAT?? why must it be ROUND?


when I take over the world, I shall make it flat.

And also get rid of EVERY biting insect.

And have chocolate pools instead of quicksand.

and who am i?
thats a secret I'll never tell.
you know you love me.
xoxo

Wwriter's note: I’m adding this because I figured my blog could do with a little more professionalism. I just finished a most DREADFUL computing paper and so I need to complain and distract myself. Pardon the verbal diarrhoea. I just need to hear myself.

I’ve been hanging out a lot in hall studying with my hall friends. =)
While it has been really fun, I must still always complain about something(as usual)
Other than the usual attacks by mosquitoes, cats and rabid boys, there is another huge crimp in my life.

The bathroom.

Firstly, the showerheads are always twisted to the side. Which means that I must stand really near the wall when im showering. and I don’t know how but this has resulted in me banging my head a few times.

But the MAIN THING is the heater.

For those who don’t know, hall 7’s heater has exactly 2 temperatures. Boiling and freezing.

BUT that does not mean we either freeze or boil because it comes out in intervals.
Hot.cold.hot.cold.hot.cold.hot.cold.

So here I am thinking “ow.oh.ow.oh.ow.oh”

And there is only ONE main pipe, so when someone flushes it becomes
“ow.oh.ow.oh.OWOWOWOW.oh.”

Of course occasionally, we get nice water.
“Oh.ow.oh.ow.heyy that wasn’t so baa-ow.oh.ow.”

Why aren’t we getting the renovations we so desperately need. =(( I PROTEST.

and who am i?
thats a secret I'll never tell.
you know you love me.
xoxo